Updated: Apr. 29, 2024
Calling all Star Wars nerds! Are you struggling to make your date laugh as much as you wanted? The good news is that you don’t have to take them to a galaxy far, far away to impress them, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is certainly not your only hope. If your date loves cheesy pickup lines and Star Wars, these Star Wars pickup lines will definitely get them laughing.
Whether you’re looking for the best pickup line for girls, the funniest pickup lines for guys or a pickup line to use for your May the 4th date, there’s something here for all Star Wars fans. Just remember that the Force will be with you. Always.
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Best Star Wars pickup lines
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1. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.
2. You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
3. I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
4. Will you be the Leia to my Han so I won’t have to be Solo?
5. I must be drawn to the Force, because Yoda only one for me.
6. Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve fallen for you.
7. You’re as bright as a lightsaber. I saw you beaming from across the room.
8. Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
9. Is your last name Skywalker? Because you Luke so good.
10. You stole my heart like the Republic stole the Death Star plans.
11. You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.
12. You’re Endor-able!
13. Wow, I’m so glad I found you because I’ve Ben Solo for too long.
14. I love you to the Death Star and back.
15. You’re the droid I’ve been looking for.
16. Did you like Rogue One? Maybe if we went out, we could be Rogue Two?
17. Do you want to be my Na-boo?
18. Wow, is your lightsaber yellow? Because you’re a total Rey of sunshine.
19. R4 is red, R2 is blue. If I was the Force, I’d be with you.
20. I can’t help it—I am trapped in the gravitational field of your eyes.
21. Join me, and we’ll rule the galaxy together!
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Funny Star Wars pickup lines
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22. If I’m Han Solo, can you be my Chewbacca? Because I Chews you.
23. Don’t close the blast doors to your heart.
24. You have Obi-wandered into my heart.
25. Are you a Jedi master? Because Yoda-licious.
26. You’re Princess Slay-a.
27. You’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
28. Hey, do you like BB8? Well, would you consider it if I asked you to BB-mine?
29. Looks like you’ve got your blaster set to stun … because you’re stunning!
30. You put the Han in handsome!
31. Get ready—I’m a Batuu ask you out.
32. Tonight, this Han does not want to fly Solo.
33. Obi-lieve you’re the only Wan for me.
34. Will you BB my D8?
35. Wow, call me Chewbacca, because I feel so Wookiee to have found you!
36. Meet me at the Mos Eisley cantina?
37. C-3PO-my-goodness, you’re gorgeous.
38. Are you a womp rat? Because you’re the only target I want to shoot for.
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Romantic Star Wars pickup lines
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39. My love for you is like a Sarlacc pit: It’s endless!
40. Are you a Jedi? Because my heart has a Force-ful attraction to you!
41. Is your dad Darth Vader? Because you just took my breath away.
42. My love is burning as bright as the Jedi tree on Ahch-To.
43. Let’s not be like Han and Leia. I won’t hide my love, and you won’t say “I know” when I express it.
44. If kisses were stars, I’d give you a galaxy!
45. Ewok-ed into the room, and everyone else disappeared!
46. Well, aren’t you just a rebel—you stole my heart when you walked through the door.
47. Is your love for me as eternal as Yoda’s wisdom?
48. You can’t be a clone trooper because I’ve never seen anyone like you.
49. Are you from Naboo? Because you’re the queen of my heart.
50. You R2 beautiful.
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